Poem -

Perks of the job ?

The perks of the job?

She works at the Coop nine till four
Β Shes on the middle till
Or stocking shelves on shop floor

This job pays her bills
Tho it doesn’t give her much
But with the perks of the job
She isn’t bothered as such

When it comes to thee oclock
& It is without fail
Janice gets a huge discount
On all the products that are stale

They are passed their sell by date
But that was only yesterday
So theres nothing wrong with them
β€œIt is great” Janice will say

As she fills up her shopping bags
& She gets in her car
The kids will be happy
Shes got chocolate by the bar

Hubby will be chuffedΒ 
With his supper tonight
Hes got steak, chips & peas
& Angel delight

This lot was all on offer
Just for the working mob
She bought the lot for a fiver
Tis the β€˜Perks of the job’
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