" THE PETRIFYING PUMPKIN !?"X

" IT IS ALMOST TIME FOR THIS HALLOWEEN !
& I JUST LOVE TO HEAR THE KIDDIES SCREAM
MOST ORDINARY PUMPKINS, ARE JUST THAT
BUT, INSIDE I AM VERY MEAN !
I WILL HAUNT THEM, IN THEIR DREAMS !
I LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN BEING OBSCENE
WHEN UNSUSPECTING CHILDREN WANDER NEAR
I CLOSE MYSELF UP & DISAPPEAR 
& THEY THINK THAT THEY,VE GOT NOTHING TO FEAR!?
UNTIL MY GROTESQUE ARMS, APPEAR FROM THE REAR!
& I EXPOSE, WHAT REALLY IS IN HERE?
THE LITTLE GIRLS ARE IN FLOODS OF TEARS !
& THEIR MUMS & DADS HAVE SHIT FROM THE REAR
& THE LITTLE BOYS JUST FAINT OR DISAPPEAR ?
WHEN EVER ANYONE GETS TO NEAR!
THATS THE MOST FUN I GET ALL YEAR
NO-ONES CUTTING HOLES 
IN ME FROM EAR TO EAR 
SO UNTIL NEXT YEAR
I JUST SIMPLY DISAPPEAR
AS NO-ONE KNOWS IM EVEN HERE?
NO-ONES STICKING A TEA LIGHT
ANY WHERE NEAR MY REAR!
JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT BRINGS ME TO TEARS
EVEN I HAVE THE ODD FEAR ?
WHICH IS FINE, AS I JUST WAIT & HIDE IN ERE
& WO BETIDE ANYONE THAT COMES OVER HERE
AS IM DEFINATLY NOT, THE PUMPKIN THAT I DO APPEAR 
& AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE  SURVIVED MANY YEARS
& GROWN QUITE ATTACHED TO MY POINTED LITTLE EARS !"

Tracy Timothy xx