Poem -

PIGEON BIBLE !?X

PIGEON BIBLE !?X

ALL US PIGEON,S , ALL GET THIS BOOK!
IT TELL,S YA , THE BEST PLACE TO LOOK
WHERE,ALL THE BEST HEADS ARE?
TO SHIT ALL OVER, FROM AFAR!
WHEN ITS HEAD..HAPPY HOUR!
HOW TO DELIVER WITH FULL POWER!
EVEN HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER!
TELL,S YA WHAT TO EAT FOR BREAK!
EVEN HOW ,LONG IT TAKES!
TELL,S YA HOW TO TAKE A SHOT!
WHAT TO EAT & WHAT TO NOT!
EAT RED-BERRIES FOR FULL EFFECT!
WHEN YOUR SHITTING DOWN THEIR NECK!
WHATS LUCKY ABOUT THAT? I DONT KNOW!
EVEN SHOW,S YA HOW TO PECK!
WERE GIVEN THESE BOOK,S AT BIRTH!
& WE LEARN HOW TO SHIT.FOR ALL WERE WORTH!
THERE,S EVEN A FUCK N MAP!
IF WE HAPPEN TO HAVE A MISHAP!
WE HAVE A COMPETITION
TO SEE HOW MANY HEAD,S!
WE CAN SHIT ON !
BEFORE IT,S TIME FOR BED!
WE ARE SHITTING PIGEON,S
BORN & BRED!!!!....

Tracy Timothy xx

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

author
Carey Milton

Only you dear Tracy can write about a pooping pigeon and do it with style..I shit you not!! LOL

High 5 hun xx :)

Reply
author
Maddison Law

Lol! Another hilarious write Tracy

love it!

Maddison

Reply
Poem -

" The Brightest Star...

" The Brightest Star In The Sky !"x

" 365, Painful days have passed, Since i lost my beautiful Mum !
I am no further forward, Not very...

Poem -

" Bollocks..To This !?...

" Bollocks..To This !?"

left..." It really is time for us, To stop talking bollocks !
We aint got a hope in hell, Of getting...

Poem -

" I Do Fear.. About...

" I Do Fear.. About Your Verbal Diarrhea !?"

" You have told me , So many dirty lies !!
That another shit-load, Is no surprise ?
Your...

Latest poems in Comedy

Poem -

I kid you not dear reader...

I kid you not dear reader...

and a lesson about pi (π) to boot
whether or not you give a hoot
and thee never foresaw...

Poem -

My doppelganger ranks as...

My doppelganger ranks as the criminally insane prodigal son

"Criminally insane" is an informal term for someone found not guilty of a crime due to a mental disease or...

Poem -

You

" So Floured "

You

She said, she was bread,
And I asked, where you loafed,
She said, Whatttt !
And I...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com