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PINOCH ..YOUR A JOKE !?X

PINOCH ..YOUR A JOKE !?X

YOUR LYING AGAIN , AREN,T YOU PINOCHIO?
YOU CANT FOOL ME !
BECAUSE YOUR NOSE DOES GROW
IT MUST OF BEEN A BLOODY WHOOPER?
COS..YOUR NOSE IS 
NOW THE SIZE OF A CHOPPER!
IS IT THAT HARD TO TELL THE TRUTH?
IF YOU CARRY ON THIS WAY
YOUR NOSE WILL BE THROUGH THE ROOF
I,VE HAD IT WITH YOU PINOCH!
YOUR LYINGS BECOMING A JOKE!
I KNOW I,M ONLY A CRICKET!
BUT IF YOUR NOSE GETS ANY LONGER?
DONT THINK..I,M GONNA PICK IT!
I,M SICK OF YOUR LYING
I,M SICK OF ME TRYING
& YOUR FATHER IS ALWAYS CRYING!
HE DIDN,T MAKE YOU THIS WAY!
TO TELL LIE,S . ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU SAY!
JUST TELL THE TRUTH!
& YOUR NOSE WILL SHRINK
YOUR ENOUGH TO DRIVE 
THIS CRICKET TO DRINK!
OH. DO WHAT YA LIKE!
I,VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT
AT 3.WITH ME SHRINK !!!

Tracy Timothy xx

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