Poem -

Pleasingly Plump Praiseworthy Princesses

Pleasingly Plump Praiseworthy Princesses

women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle
akin to puppy chasing her/his tail
or require digital scale,
at the extreme alt right registering heavy loads
whether young or old ought to appreciated

as waifer thin self starved as a rail,
instead they suffer unfair injustice
like a trapped quivering quail
thus this fatalistic, generic,

and holistic landlubber
wanted to point head lee
hammer home one secure
heterosexual bondage stronger than

omnipotent Marcy's Playground
weather beaten pail
Trent Reznor's sixty 9 inch rust free steel nail
into the coffin of bias

against bevy of beautiful babes
within the mind of this male,
who inherited genetic predisposition
for being average, hearty and hale

yet feel compassion for those engaged
in an ongoing with battle of the bulge,
hmm... perhaps hiding ample bosom
akin to milky sopping wet grail

or accepted unequivocally themselves
without envy of lithesome women,
who seem to possess flair with nary a flail
yet possess much love to avail,

and tis wise to love oneself unconditionally
despite premium aesthetics considered svelte
which mass media accentuates de facto spelt
definition of femininity aka runway models

donned in faux animal pelt
whose deliberate self exhibition
prompts madding crowd of man

to waggle tongue with slack jaws
as if ready to melt
or at instantaneous signal telepathically felt
drop drawers upon removing blackbelt.
 

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