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PLEASURE AIR-WAYS !?X

PLEASURE  AIR-WAYS !?X

WOULD YOU CARE TOO
TAKE A SEAT !
LIFT UP THE CUSHION !
& GIVE ME YOUR MEAT!
WELCOME TO 
THE TREAT SEAT!
IN THE MILE HIGH CLUB!
V.I.P SUITE....
WE CATER FOR YOUR EVERY NEED!
ON US YOU CAN FEED!
WE ARE VERY YUMMY INDEED!
WE WILL BE FLYING 
AT 30.000 FEET
BUT..DONT LET THAT
WORRY YA !!
JUST GIVE ME YOUR MEAT!
IT,S A 3 HOUR FLIGHT!
SO.THERES PLENTY OF TIME!
TO DO WHAT YOU LIKE !
HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT!
WHERE WE ARE TRAINED 
TO TAKE YOUR CARES AWAY!
VIRGIN..IT IS NOT !
& WE ARE NOT SATISFIED
UNTIL YOU SAY STOP!
ON PLEASURE AIRWAYS!
WHERE MORE THAN 
YOUR EARS ..GO POP !?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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BLOSSOM

Love your ideas Tracy, and the picture is another wonderful piece of imagery!!  You make me smile from ear to ear; I would love to see your air stewardess emergency exit demonstration LMAO:)

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Tracy Timothy

THANKS DOLL X YOUR COMMENTS MAKE ME LAUGH HON LOL XX

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Tim Otey

How much is a ticket for this airline please id like to boook xx

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Tracy Timothy

PMSL X ONLY VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE NEED APPLY !!! R U A V.I.P ??

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Tim Otey

IM not sure how do you tell ?? Xx

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Tracy Timothy

good question Tim ???? x i,m only the author lol X

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