Politics with Dameon in the morning

The name is Thomas,

I'm sorta like a politician,

Or at least that's what I call myself,

I talk mainly about crap trump does,

I mean building a wall to keep out Mexicans,

Then making the Mexicans pay for it,

Damn how cruel,

Making a broad statement about abortions,

Saying how woman who do these should be punished,

Taking part in an attack bruising an innocent girl reporter,

Not only that but accusing broad phony lies,

Saying inappropriate things about other,

Up running contenders,

Making disgusting crude statements about Ted's wife,

Man what a snob Trump is,

Money is the only thing he probably is concerned about,

Glad that The world opened there dim witted eyes and noticed,

I'd rather have Ted or Hillary as president any day,

Kinda sad though,

It took us this long to see through his lies,

Just don't ask why,

 I don't need to see,

What's right in front of me,

Just a sad mistake,

Out of shape,

Now I'm just laying out facts,

But I swear to god something crawled on trumps,

Ugly ass fat ass head,

And just fucking died,

Probably a skunk on trump,

But man it's ugly as hell,

Just look at it up there,

Kinda wish I could walk up to him and tell him,

"Hey somethings on your head,"

Hopefully is not his way of saying he kills for a living,

And wears his victories on his head,

I don't know but damnnnnn that's an old ass honky,

I mean have you seen him when he gets mad?

He looks like my ass after I have three days of diarie,

And it's all emptied out and swooshie and floppy,

And I squeeze the fat together,

And boom trumps face appears,

I could even make him talk,

Of course when I did shit comes out,

But aye if you think about it,

Shit comes out of his mouth all the time,

Not like it's anything new,

Of course soon after I was caught by my wife,

She agreed it looked just like Trump,

Not only that but now let's move on to dem tiny ass fucking clompers he has,

Man were was he when my prostate exam came,

I had someone with big ass hands,

With I could of borrowed his hands for a tiny project,

Or when my wife dropped the remote behind my couch,

I could grab it because my hands were to damn big,

We're wore you when the world needed you?

I mean I'd of voted for you to just come to my house,

And reach down my drain and unclog it,

No joke I would of done it myself,

That is if I wasn't caught up watching the walking dead,

But I could go on all day,

About this topic about trump,

So il tidy this up,

Cause I know you want morning politics with Dameon in the morning,

I mean why wouldn't you,

It's hilarious and amazing,

Anyhow my adoring fans,

Or my imaginary fans out there,

Wish you a great morning and a great day,

And here's the plot twist,

Thomas is my imaginary friend.....

Awkward........

But just because I'm imaginary,

Don't let that change anything,

Every Time you think or see trump,

Think if me,

Squeezing my ass checks together,

And making fun of him,

Forever and ever,

Yours truly,

Thomas....