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Punctuation Police Patrol

Punctuation Police Patrol

Dictionary in hand Bobbies
manned state of the spy craft created
strategic peripheral outposts
a comma dated,

(sans syntax garnered monies) equated
justifiable to build galley ma free
Highland Manor wing - feted
via "FAKE" glitterati

creating surreptitious hated
surveillance monitor ring, which insulated
decked out starry eyed Starship
Enterprise surprise rated,

as an unbelievable well Spock kin
Duplicated Star Trek venerated
popular culture science fiction set piece,
where elderly residents waited

this other worldly architectural phenomenon
didst immediately outshine by alight
year among the original seven wonders
of the world prominant
as a buck toothed over bite

yet, didst camouflage top secret AngloSaxon
incognito missionaries delight
upholding correct language usage,
Thence trumpeting amidst

nonchalant onlookers as excite
mint hinted grammarians with listening devices
some flying unseen
as period size drones taking flight

other more sophisticated
electronic accouterments
dolled, gussied, issued with apostrophe
shaped flower buds scaling height

of cerulean sky, where blinding light
of a solar ellipsis, thus
arousing no discovered night
gallery suspicion during

feted occasion rife with polite
"FAKE" markedly questionable legatees quite
suitable asper The Art Of The Deal during
ribbon cutting ceremony,

and after words right
ting up citations slyly
slipped under windshield wipers
as the madding massed crowdsource,

would take dispersed out of sight
nonetheless echoes plenti chutzpah left
English figures of speech
uttering unstinting (quote unquote)

premature ejaculations,
eh so blandly trite
non-sequitur visited

by thee epic of Gilgamesh
for a dangling participle
during the split infinitive Sumer season
(exclamation point) no more to write!

 

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