A REAL DOG,S DINNER !?X

I,M OUT ON THE TOWN !
FOR A REAL DOG,S DINNER!
I,VE BROUGHT ROSES
CHOCOLATES & BUBBLES
I,M ALREADY ONTO A WINNER!
ALL DRESSED UP , IN MY FINEST SUIT!
MONEY,S NO OBJECT
I,VE SPENT PLENTY OF LOOT!
THERE,S LIFE, IN THIS OLE DOG YET!
SHE,S HALF AN HOUR LATE
& I,M BEGINNING TO FRET!
SHE,S PROBABLY GONNA BE FASHIONABLY LATE?
FOR DINNER , I BET!
I HOPE SHE HASN,T FORGOT?
OR I,LL DRINK & EAT
THE BLOODY LOT!
& THAT WILL BE HER LOSS!
& IF I,VE GONE TO ALL THIS
TROUBLE FOR NOTHING ?
I,M GONNA BE VERY CROSS!
PERHAPS SHE DONT GIVE A TOSS?
I,LL GIVE HER 5 MORE MINUTES
I KNOW MY BLOODY LIMIT,S
THEN I,LL SHOW HER, WHO IS BOSS!
PERHAP,S I SHOULD HAVE DATED
A PURE PEDIGREE,INSTEAD
OF A TERRIER CROSS???
I,M A PURE CLASS PEDIGREE
& IT,S DEFINATLY HER LOSS !
TO HAVE MISSED OUT ON 
A REAL DOG,S DINNER, WITH ME!

Tracy Timothy xx