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REPUGNUT (extreme content)

REPUGNUT   (extreme content)

Repugnant Repug-nut
Please may I interrupt?
 
Everything you say
Has already be said
You’ve repeated it so many times
You’ve got ‘Bullshit’ on your breath
 
 Always talking out of your ass
 Instead of your face
 I’m tired of smelling your gas
 You’re polluting my airspace
 
 Repugnant Repug-nut
 Cigar in your butt  
 
 Smell your own smell
 Your royal flabbiness
 Your never ending hate
 Is the language of flatulence  
 
 Defining right from wrong
‘According to your stench’
 All that is evil, is female
 Beginning with Eden’s wench
 
And all the world’s problems  
Can be traced
From other's who's reflections

Are different from your ugly fac 
 
Repugnant Repug-nut
What the fuck?
 
Why don’t you give it a break?
“For the love of Christ’s sake”
Just long enough to wipe  
The excrement from your face
 
Your deafening defecation  
Has even left your own ears plugged

So leave your shit in the toilet
And 'Shut-the-Hell-Up!'

Wipe your lips with toilet paper
And don’t forget to flush

Get out Repugnut !

We've had enough!
 
 
“Repugnut” Noun, stemming from the noun Republican, and the adjective, ‘repulsive’. Not to be confused with the adjective, ‘repugnant’.
 
Repugnut 1. (An obnoxious arrogant ultra-conservative blabbermouth). 2. A person who blames all the world’s problems on those ‘other’ people. 3. Someone who calls other people ‘retarded’ to mask their own ignorance. Synonyms; hypocrite, paper patriot, Foxaholic (a nut job who listens to FOX news 24/7).

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