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R.I.P. Beard

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prowess Ink
R.I.P. Beard

Oh no, my beard has left me
It has disappeared from me
My face is found 
My cheeks round
Ha it is once again happy me!

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Nonsense
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Limerick Nonsense
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prowess Ink

Thanks.. yea sometimes the beard can be a little scary lol

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