Romantic Zodiac : The Little Prince

Could you take me seriously?
I swear, sometimes, I wish you could see me,
See me as a man, and not a kid.
I am not that young, I'm not small,
so why can't you love me back?
I tried so very hard.
I waited until he was gone,
and I told you I loved you.
I waited so long for it,
to prepare myself.
And then, I told you,
And you patted my head,
and said you loved me too.
But, then you walked away!
Why? I want so bad for you to know!
I'm serious. I'm not joking around!
You're not my big sister to me,
You're the girl I want to live with forever...
I'm not cute. I'm me...
Can't you see that?

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Les Petits Dauphins are the underdog lovers, those who feel inferior or insecure about themselves, and who are often pitied. They tend to hate this, especially in the ones they love, and will try their hardest to break that impression. If it continues, however, they can become very dark very fast. They try to prove themselves through Protection, affection, and as much romance as they can show. When they are accepted, they can change easily into Brother or Gentleman types quickly, but if they are spurned, they tend to mutate into more psychotic-obsessive versions of Jokers, over protective and smothering. The Best matches for them are more open-minded and caring women, Such as Lovers, Mothers, and ANYTHING BUT A QUEEN. If Matched with the Queen, one of them will snap. And It won't be pretty.
Note, a dark variant of this, the Babe, is where the opposite happens, and they try to play on almost Parental affection responses to gain romantic affection. Mainly by acting like a pouty child, and using pity to draw a romantic response from someone else. Almost never ends well, but, to remedy this Subtype, a Queen or Siren can easily put them right, though afterward, the Babe will typically become a Gentleman or Ice Prince.
Two Little Princes will almost never work, because they each will try to one-up the other constantly, resulting in a competitive and unsustainable relationship.