ROO FOR HIRE

As I was driving home the other day

I spotted this sign ahead

It's good to know if my car breaks down

The wildlife can help instead!

From dusk till dawn..

Our kangaroo's..

Are there to lend a hand

A good idea, as they occupy

Most of our bloody land!

I knew that our kangaroo's were strong

But this just goes too far

Better than any tow truck

These guy's can lift your car!

I wonder if we pay them

Or is all of their work covered?

Maybe all they ask of us is...

"Just don't run us over!"