" Santa,s..Missing Elf !?"

" I sat for a moment, Upon my shelf !
& since then, I can not find my trusty Elf?
It,s not like him to go off by himself !?
I am offering a huge reward of such wealth 
To who ever can return my precious Elf 
& the poor fucker, Is not is good health !
& i cant do the whole sha-bang, By myself ?
Not without my trusty little Elf 
Who disappeared into thin air, After i sat on my shelf !?
It,s so unlike him to only think of himself !!
Either that or this xmas lark.
Has had a serious effect, On my mental health ?"

Tracy Timothy xx