Satirical

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Samsara

What children see

Get fat
Slim down
Get botox
Wear a crown
Smoke a fag
Get the chemo...

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Priestcraft

dedicated to Carl

Priestcraft

Fairy tales and fantasies in my early years,
Is what I was given to squelch my fears.
Family...

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Ding Ding Ding... Three...

Covid is furious!

The Australian results are out....
Covid 900 deaths
Cigarette 8500...

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Substance Abuse

I feel so very sad for those substances being abused by the rich and famous

What did they do wrong...

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Sheepy Sleepy Wolf

Do you really help people because you're passionate about the power of Jesus

Or do you just want to...

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Death

Challenge

I won't lie
that I'd never loose
but it's true
that, I'd succeed one day
Says...

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what TO DO

At the Super Bowl

What you observe becomes the real

A world crafted by American idols

Children tattooed with...

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Bells

Only For The Educated

Curriculum content

Student discontent

Cram cram

Drill it in deep

Admin...

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My shoes

How would you be?

12/12/2020
My.shoes

When is someone gonna put themselves in my shoes?
As a dad,...

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Twelve Days Of Christmas

So Much For Turtle Doves

Twelve Days Of Christmas

On the first day, my true love said sweetly,
'When again are you going to love me?'
on the...

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The Body Shop

The total is equal to the sum of its parts

The Body Shop

I'll have a new heart please, not so tough,
the old one's not so remorseful enough,
new knee...

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A Substantial Meal

A Substantial Meal

In England we have a 'tier' level for covid,
localised restrictions to deal with the pandemic,...

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Contrite Spirit

Contrite Spirit

A broken heart and a contrite spirit,
Can we be humble; or do we fear it?
We've all endured...

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We

We

I am the one
You are the one
We are the one
I am the one

I can see
You...

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Thoughts from A Bean

The coffee machine is evil

It does not tolerate mediocrity

It "exerts harsh forces on the...

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She's a Seductress

She's a Seductress

She's a seductress, with every word at her disposal
The only way to see her eyes, is through her...

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Dare

6et behind me Satan
Isn't that what the Rabbi said

Don't stand in my way
It's the...