Satirical

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Square Root

Square Root

The apathetic medic,
Avoiding the truth sleuth.
Ever learn; never burn,
The motto; of...

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Speak Now or Forever Hold...

What's the point of having such 'efficient' communication systems and A.I. when we are kept on hold for two...

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Welcome to Town

We make green spaces for smokers to blow nicotine cum into asthmatic faces

While we tell spiritists...

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Never Assume

I see you, looking at my sync with the construct

My blue eyes and golden hair

You may...

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‘A spade is a spade’🤣

‘A spade is a spade’🤣

One mans meat is a poison to another

Whilst we all try our utmost to get along with each other...

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Show Don't Tell

How big is your parcel...

Your container for God?


What is it's shape?...

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Off Switch On

Off Switch On

Political vigilante mobs
on the job 24/7
polluting social media
with their partisan...

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Felicity Flirt

Felicity Flirt

Look out boys for here I come,
A man-eater who's second to none.
My reputation of dishing...

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Light On A Hill

Light On A Hill

Those coming to " dethrone our laws and disturb our peace"!
Should be halted and declared our...

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Doubled Up

I'm not sure how we doubled up
I guess there's been a glitch
Clearly there can only be one...

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What's in a life?

How does one describe this generation?

At 5 they enter a coma

At 18 they begin their...

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Spoilt Little Rich Girl

Spoilt Little Rich Girl

What you frivolously spend in a day,
It takes reality people years to earn.
Mercedes, Dior,...

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Pinnacle......................

Pinnacle.............................................................................Dedicated to Ethan

I see you wallowing down in the pit,
Your freedom; trying your best to win!
I'll make an...

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I Shot An Arrow In The Air

I Shot An Arrow In The Air

I shot an arrow in the air,
It fell to earth I know not where.
But with poetry critic's...

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Poetry Trolls

Poetry Trolls

We'll make it plain,
We'll make it clear.
We hate your guts,
When we're on here....

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The World's Filthiest...

The World's Filthiest Kitchen And Infamous Restaurant

Welcome to the worlds most filthiest kitchen!
Come meet the staff they're always bitching.
...

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The Distraction

The Distraction

The adversary lifts himself up in the nation,
But his doctrine is false; and has no foundation....