Satirical

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Unanswerd Questions!

Unanswerd Questions!

how do i pop this gate to set me free, as far as the sun an moon maybe, im stuck on this earth thats crazy...

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the leprechaun within

the leprechaun within

every March seventeenth, the glint froom
a perverted imp finds me achin'
and if aye dig deep...

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The two faced river

The two faced river

The long uncharacteristic, meandering river its tail vanishes beyond the yellow banner of the horizon. The...

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rigid code of obsessions

rigid code of obsessions

wheel ding utmost pro lix:
scrum compulsions won
despite feeling dog tired, (like a ton...

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DO PEOPLE WEAR WELLINGTON...

DO PEOPLE WEAR WELLINGTON BOOTS ?

Do people wear wellington boots anymore ?
Once an essential item once the rain started to pour...

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A lump of cheese

In the summer we would go to Barry Island,
even people from England went there,
there was a...

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A Vote Against Slavery

A Vote Against Slavery

A VOTE AGAINST SLAVERY

Slaves are not so destined, no super human to others

To disregard...

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Argh! I suffer the plight...

Argh! I suffer the plight of Bad Hair Year In One Day!

just moments ago, i went online and tapped Google
if some miraculous spell
could be drawn out...

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as moon beams danced across...

as moon beams danced across the night sky

when on a lark, this primate shut his eyes
until sight formed slits doubling up as a wink
...

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A Posse Trophy - By Hy Phen...

A Posse Trophy - By Hy Phen Made Declarative - poetic version i meant to submi

Appearance of the New Courier
(with namesake "Georgia Ives")
flew into the courtroom
...

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Untold chronicles of a...

It's weird....
when the sun rises,
my blood rises..
Something about it makes the...

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?L

Sometimes when I'm alone, I wonder if I'm alive...
I slit my rest to find nothing inside, but a mere...

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Kidney Stone Blues

they shake, rattle and roll,
calcium stones not for my soul,
every time they move,
it'...

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LiEs

LiEs

Lies, damn lies
The government said
They represented us
Damn lies / flies
Why...

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CALLED AND FOUND WANTING

CALLED AND FOUND WANTING

These ebony hours
When muse is well met
Offer this night negative fare
For screen or...

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Lighthearted Thought

Lighthearted Thought

“What is Laphroaig?”

An evanescent taste of the nights' habits,
with the ominous scent of...

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WRITERS BEWARE

WRITERS BEWARE

Wait! Wait!
I have had an epiphany
An awakening
As scary as it sounds......

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