Satirical

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The President Appears Mad...

The President Appears Mad As A Hatter

this Democratic Party affiliated member i.e.
considered (with an eye blink)
positing the...

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my LOVE/HATE relationship...

I LOVE AND HATE THE VELCRO
LOVE THE SOUND AS IT PEELS
HATE THE LINT IT SEEMS TO GROW
...

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Closer to me

I've done it again, without knowing why
After all that torture, why did I try?
I ran, I...

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AM I EVIL

Am I evil for promoting the extinction of humanity?
Even though it’s to save my family from the...

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Unanswerd Questions!

Unanswerd Questions!

how do i pop this gate to set me free, as far as the sun an moon maybe, im stuck on this earth thats crazy...

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the leprechaun within

the leprechaun within

every March seventeenth, the glint froom
a perverted imp finds me achin'
and if aye dig deep...

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The two faced river

The two faced river

The long uncharacteristic, meandering river its tail vanishes beyond the yellow banner of the horizon. The...

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rigid code of obsessions

rigid code of obsessions

wheel ding utmost pro lix:
scrum compulsions won
despite feeling dog tired, (like a ton...

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DO PEOPLE WEAR WELLINGTON...

DO PEOPLE WEAR WELLINGTON BOOTS ?

Do people wear wellington boots anymore ?
Once an essential item once the rain started to pour...

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A lump of cheese

In the summer we would go to Barry Island,
even people from England went there,
there was a...

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A Vote Against Slavery

A Vote Against Slavery

A VOTE AGAINST SLAVERY

Slaves are not so destined, no super human to others

To disregard...

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Argh! I suffer the plight...

Argh! I suffer the plight of Bad Hair Year In One Day!

just moments ago, i went online and tapped Google
if some miraculous spell
could be drawn out...

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as moon beams danced across...

as moon beams danced across the night sky

when on a lark, this primate shut his eyes
until sight formed slits doubling up as a wink
...

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A Posse Trophy - By Hy Phen...

A Posse Trophy - By Hy Phen Made Declarative - poetic version i meant to submi

Appearance of the New Courier
(with namesake "Georgia Ives")
flew into the courtroom
...

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Untold chronicles of a...

It's weird....
when the sun rises,
my blood rises..
Something about it makes the...

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?L

Sometimes when I'm alone, I wonder if I'm alive...
I slit my rest to find nothing inside, but a mere...

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Kidney Stone Blues

they shake, rattle and roll,
calcium stones not for my soul,
every time they move,
it'...