Satirical

Three cheers for the GOP Congressmen, who shoved it up your ass;

They told you that their vote...

Me primate chronological adolescent age evinced flood gates
bursting viz dickensian fleshy prickly...

ALL THE MAD WOMEN

Unsettled sweetness clouds her too-blue eyes,

tongues whisper secrets...

baa jaw g, ah shaw wish ole man winter afar off from now
Perhaps envisioning hot temperatures will...

My friend stole a girl from my daydreams,

Now he tells me about the shape of her ass

And...

Our President is worthless, he goes golfing every week;

Leaving the White House at noon on...

I

climbed down from the treetops

and began eating mushrooms

from inside the waste...

russia

if you're listening

please tell us when you find

the 30,000 e-mails

...

(The day Dory went whorey)

Something’s kind’a fishy
Something’s not quite right
I...

Sitting and waiting
Waiting and sitting
As the cogs of oppressive government
In all...

Babe now tell me please
Where silence will take
Our road, I'm on my knees
Did I make a...

She could be a singer... boy she'd be a ringer;
She could be a painter... you know her mum would...

Her shaky mind fires 500 jokes a minute,

Surplus ammunition,

Hastily built bombs of humor...

Slicing avocado with a grain of rice
I add a pinch of salt to the flesh
And the pulp of an...

a limerick for St. Patrick’s Day

They met on some weird dating site
For those who are...

We seem to have lost the light

During the night of gross darkness.

Between worlds nature...

" No writer worth his salt can resist a good story, just as no politician can resist making promises he...