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" THE SECRET ...IS OUT !?" X

" THE SECRET ...IS OUT !?" X

" HERE IS THE SECRET TO THE PERFECT SNOW-FLAKE !
OUT OF  A SNOWMANS ARSE, WHEN THEIR WIND DOES BREAK ?
NEVER DO THEY EVER MAKE A MISTAKE
OR DO YOU EVER, SEE ONE THAT IS FAKE !
ALL SO INTRICATE & LOOKING LIKE LACE
IMMERGING FROM THEIR ARSES, ALL OVER THE PLACE
SNOWMEN, HAVE GOT IT DOWN TO A FINE ART
IF THE TEMPERATURE IS PERFECT , WHEN THEY FART
THEY ALL APPEAR LIKE DOYLIES & STARS
THE PERFECT IMPRESSION OF THE HOLE IN THEIR ARSE
FOR SOME IT CAN BE A VERY TIRING TASK
BUT, MOST OF THE SNOWMEN, THINK ITS A BLAST
WHEN SNOW FLAKES APPEAR FROM THEIR ARSE
IF THEY SMOKE THE PIPE AT THE SAME TIME
THEIR ALL FORMED, IN A PERFECT LINE
THEY COME OUT FROSTY & TWICE AS FAST
& THOSE ARE THE ONES, THAT ALWAYS SEEM TO LAST ?
& ALL THE SNOWMEN , HAD A SHORT FUN TIME
CREATING BEAUTIFUL SNOWFLAKES, OUT OF  THEIR BEHIND !?"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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Tracy Timothy

aw you to ,my darling..hope you are well...merrry xmas  love ya x

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