selfie

Selfie

Today there's a new craze taking over
Women all over the world
They treasure their phones camera
More than they value diamond and gold

Their love for jewelry is a thing of the past
And its making the men them happy
Now its easier to buy gifts For their women 
Just get then a smart phone to takeout selfie

A woman posting selfie all day yesterday
But she only showing her face
Cause she really love her Twinkies
And she put on some pounds on her waist

A man buys his girlfriend diamond earrings
She broke up with him and swell up her face
So he return the diamond and buy her a cheap phone
Now she happy and posting selfie all over the place

Selfie in the car selfie in school
Selfie on the job selfie in the park
Selfie in the grocery selfie in the kitchen
Selfie in the morning selfie in the dark

I remember seeing "men in black movie
With will smith back in 2003
And the kind of pose these girls making
Reminds me of the smoking aliens in the movie

Azard takes a girl to Atlantic city
Thinking they would get romantic
But in the hotel he sleep away cause 
she stands in front the mirror and 
all night is only click click click

Now we all know girls are pretty 
and made of sugar and spice
And some of them when they take their selfie
Boy they does look so very nice

So we men don't have any problem 
If the girls taking selfie all the time
But posting to many of the same 
After a time will get sour like lime

Facebook and other social media
Like it having an effect on people brain
And as I sit here writing this observation
I see like a 100 selfie pops up again

so I went washinton dc to complain 
about the selfie epidemic to president obama
But after waiting for hours the secret service said
come back tomorrow he busy taking selfie with Sasha

I know after i post this narrative
I will have a lot of women hating on me
They'll be shaking their heads waving their fingers
saying "Ummhummm "kaz keep your pens off our selfie

Last night had a lot of rain
So I fell asleep after a cool shower
But then I had a very bad nightmare
I see the Mona Lisa taking selfie with a camera

My friend Rosemary tells me to shut up
And Sharon tells me " leave our selfie alone
So I will stop writing this right now 
And go burger king for a soft serve ice cream cone

But before I go I try to take a selfie
But my expensive iPhone falls off my hand
So now I have a $20 cheap phone
So no more selfie for this man