SHOT-GUN WEDDING !?X

YOU COULD CALL THIS A SHOT-GUN WEDDING !?
THE ONE I,VE BEEN LONGING FOR, BUT NOW AM DREADING?
BECAUSE MY NEW HUSBAND IS DOING MY HEAD IN !!
I,VE JUST FOUND HIM WITH MY BRIDES-MAID
UNDER A PILE OF BEDDING... I,M VERY DISMAYED
I,VE BEEN WELL & TRULY PLAYED 
I NEED A WHILE & A BOTTLE OF BOURBON!
TO CONTEMPLATE GETTING RID OF MY BURDEN!
THIS HAS TO BE THE SHORTEST WEDDING YET?
I,M TRYING TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN,T EVER FORET?
I RECKON HE,S BONKING HER NOW I BET?
AS IF NOTHING,S HAPPENED!!
, I,LL MAKE HIM FRET!
HE SHOULD CONSUMATE WITH THE BRIDE
NOT SHAG EVERYONE ELSE & HURT MY PRIDE!
HE WILL BE SORRY THE HE LIED!
& CAUSED ME TO BE WELL & TRULY PIED
WAIT UNTIL HE SEE,S MY DAD!
HE.LL SOON FIND OUT , THAT HE,S BEEN  BAD!
BELIEVE ME HE,S FUCKING MAD!
HE,LL SWING HIM ROUND BY HIS TOOL
OH & BY THE WAY "YOUR COCK IS SMALL!!"
I THINK I WILL FINISH THIS BOTTLE?
& THEN I WILL BE READY TO THROTTLE!
SO MUCH FOR A MARRIAGE
BRINGING OUT THE BEST IN PEOPLE??
I,M GONNA HANG YA FROM THE CHURCH STEEPLE!
& WITH MY LOADED GUN
POINTED RIGHT UP YOUR BONKING BUM
THIS MARRIAGE LARK IS DEFINATLY NOT FUN!
THIS TIME YOU,VE PICKED ON THE WRONG ONE !
I,LL MAKE SURE ! THAT YA NEVER EVER CUM
I,LL END THIS SO CALLED MARRIAGE!
& YOU,LL BE CARTED OFF IN A CARRIAGE
& I WILL STUCK THIS GUN 
WHERE YOU WONT EVER SEE THE SUN !!!
I,LL MAKE A BETTER WIDOW .. THAN A MARRIED ONE!
& SAVES GETTING DIVORCED..."JOB DONE"

Tracy Timothy xx