Poem -

Size Doesn't Matter

Size Doesn't Matter

Size doesn't matter
When it comes to a lot of things
Like the size of your ears
Even better to hear my sweet loving words
Or the size of your nose
Better to take in the sweet loving smell of passion
The size of your derriere
Better to watch you swing and sway to the music
The size of your boobies
So soft and alluring and.........

SORRY! Had to take a bit of a break here!

The size of your smile so wide and alluring
That invites me to come hither
To drink in your sweet nectar of love
When you touch my ....................
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naked and exhausted!!!

(The above lines were censored by the
Morality Police)
:)
 

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