SLOW DOWN YOU CRAZY BASTARD !?X
" SLOW DOWN YOU CRAZY BASTARD"!
WE AINT BUILT FOR SPEED!
WHAT COULD BE SO IMPORTANT??
& YOU,VE BLOODY WEE"D!!!
WE ARE SURPOSED TO GO SLOW!
AS IF YOU DIDN,T KNOW!
& YA LOOK AS IF
YOU,VE BEEN SMOKING WEED ?
THIS IS SO ALIEN ,TO ME INDEED!
SNAIL.S TRAVELLING. AT SUCH A SPEED!
NOW NOTHING OVER 5 MPH..AGREED!?
WE AINT FUCK N RABBIT,S !
SO DROP THE GO FAST HABIT!
WE GO SLOW , SO WE LEAVE AT TRAIL!
OUR HOMES ARE ON OUR BACK,S!
WHICH MEANS ! " WERE FUCK N SNAIL.S"!
SLOW & STEADY WIN,S THE RACE!
& YOU,LL FLAG OUT. AT THAT PACE!
GET A GRIP. COS I CANT SHOW ME FACE!
WHILE YOUR FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE!
ALL I CAN SAY.IS T,S A FUCK N DISGRACE!
NOW PACK IT IN & GO BACK TO YA SNAIL,S PACE!?
Tracy Timothy xx
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Comments
I think I need a translator for this piece
Very funny though
NO SURE WHAT THAT COMMENT WAS ABOUT IF YA CAN SPEAK ENGLISH ZANE ??
AT LEAST YA THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY : )
Pleas don't take offence, some of the slang used threw me a little
I enjoyed it though :)
Ha ha, don't take offence Tracy, he obviously hasn't learnt the 'QUEEN'S' English yet LMAO!! Nice one hun, you always bring a smile to my face:)
YA GOT IT IN ONE HON X BLOODY FOREIGNERS PMSL X GLAD I MAKE YA SMILE HON