Something To Laugh About
Not that anything's changed
My status is still the same
But let's take it back then
Remember back when,
Back when Kaylonnie felt I was too young for her
Back when Leivi & Ingrid asked who I like
Just to say "Ewwww" afterwards because it was one of them
I hope to God Ingrid doesn't remember me...
If she does, that memory will be twice as embarrassing
Back when Glendaly went from dating me to hating me
Don't remember what happened but whatever it was,
At the sound of my name she hated my guts
Back when I thought money could me a girlfriend
Gave Tatyana & Jessica money everyday
Tryna look cool for them but failed anyway
I was a gullible naive lame
Freshman year in high school tryna be popular and achieve a name
Sophomore year back when Sheena dumped me
2 minutes after asking me out
I laughed, dying of humiliation from the inside out
Back when Samantha dumped me a day after asking me out
At least I did better
23 hours, 58 minutes
Least I ain't break my own record
I'll always remember
And wear my title with pride
Embrace my shame like I got nothing to hide
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Hey MrMcneil!!.....although this could be perceived a few different ways..... it made me smile.... because, first of all, you know so many women with COOL names (lol)..... but the fact that this is so well written means that you're doing it in retrospect..... always easier that way...... excellent rhythm and timing in the delivery of your phrasing here brother poet!!......ALL STARS.......LOVE and ROCKETS!!.......T xo