Speculative

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Emancipation proclamation...

Otherwise titled deep into my fiftieth year of passive...

Emancipation proclamation from Samson fixation

Yes, I chickened out getting a haircut yesterday August twenty seventh two thousand and twenty four as...

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If you were in love

If you were in love
the day would be like
A delightful puzzle to be
Worked
You...

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~ SUBMERGED ~

~ SUBMERGED ~

Like sad songs, like tidal waves
In the sacrosanct,
As though from sub-surround
The...

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Aftermath from this er...

Aftermath from this er...

attempt to break thru Hadrian's Wall
while roam'n across cyberspace of urban sprawl
dark...

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Tendril

Tendril

A tuber of sobriety
sprouts in the mind
It swells and thickens
from a root to a vine...

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Doubting Thomas luxuriates...

Doubting Thomas luxuriates under Dylanesque milkweed

made fibrous threads...constituting heavy blanket
(crocheted by the missus)
on a cool Autumn...

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On becoming a night owl...,

no matter whether or not ya give a hoot

On becoming a night owl...,

especially after feeling super charged
watching the second night of
Democratic National...

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Will You Still Linger?

Will You Still Linger?

The spare room will be redone,
The king size bed swapped out for a crib.
The art on the...

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Trumpeting future mercurial...

Trumpeting future mercurial villain of history

Predicated on his paying obese sense
to Ronald McDonald patron saint
buzzfeeding his pie hole...

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I leave buying food at the...

I leave buying food at the market to the spouse...

one helluva comparative
humdinger savvy shopper,
who can rattle off the best buy
for...

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August 13th, 2024 – twenty...

August 13th, 2024 – twenty five plus years since awful series of unfortunate events

Once again tis time to pony up and trot out (neigh - without horsing around) an unforgettable day...

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Cancer rap

Cancer Rap

I’ve got cancer,
I’m dying,
Not for the want of trying,
Life’s a...

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For some enchanted evenings...

For some enchanted evenings...

The following scenario imagined
after the hoopla of
Democratic National Convention miracle...

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Worthless

Worthless

I hate you!
I loath you!
I’m filled with disgust!
Cannot look into your eyes!
...

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The remnants of August 2024...

The remnants of August 2024 Hurricane Debbie

Like a humane huntress, she
(the anthropomorphized storm)
brought a spate of cool Autumn like...

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America at a critical...

America at a critical political crossroads...,

nevertheless hope springs eternal,
especially after listening
to Vice President Kamala Harris...

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The Hatred of Sheep

The Hatred of Sheep

Should I hate my lack of horns
The lack of murder in these trembling legs
Should I hate the...