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Spitting Image

Okay I saw your spitting image today!
Tried to give her a real big hug
She was your absolute duplicate my love
Came so close to getting slugged

Thought there was really only one of you
With your bubbly personality
Will check a lot more closely next time
Could have ended up horizontally

Never thought two could look so alike
To run into her it was surely fate
Just one of those spooky occurrences in life
But her boyfriend set me straight

Uncanny is a very good word to describe it
Weird is another word that fits
She even had a luscious body like yours
And your gorgeous brea... uh... eyes!

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