Stretch

A guy named stretch
was out looking for holes
He had no neck but he had the best fishing pole
There was nothing he couldn't Catch
His hair was cut like a bowl His dog wouldn't play Fetch unless it was with A dildo. They all thought he was weird except the one guy down the street you know the one with the beard and hair on his feet they all thought he was queer even more so when he'd speak he didn't drink beer but up his butthole is how he'd tweek now there wasn't much that stretch would fear until the guy with hairy feet dug a hole that was near he couldn't resist he had to go that way the closer he'd get he felt more gay so the guy with the beard shaved his whole face and he started to tear cuz he felt out of place that's when stretch yelled I'm queer and I wear underwear with lace thats a beautiful hole there's no time to waste here take my pole and give it a taste