" STUPID CUPID..MISSED OR PISSED"!?X

" WHEN,S MY LOVE STORY GONNA START?
WHEN IS CUPID GONNA PIERCE MY HEART?
HE,S MISSED SO FAR, THE STUPID OLE FART!
& HE AINT FOUND ME A PERFECT MATCH?
EVEN THO, IM STILL QUITE A CATCH!
MOST OF THE MEN, CAN ONLY THINK...SNATCH!
WHERE,S Ā LOVE FOR THIS DOZEY OLD TART?
WAITED 50 YEARS FOR MY LOVE STORY TO START!
BUT, THERES ALWAYS SOMETHING MISSING?
& THERE NEVER, QUITE THE PART?
BUT, THERE,S STILL STACKS OF LOVEĀ
STORED UP IN THIS OLD HEART
BEFORE I END UP ON THE BLOODY DUST-CART!
& IF CUPIDS NOT PISSED AS A FART?
& HE CAN STILL THROW OR HOLD A STRAIGHT DART?
THAT OF COURSE, HAS TO PIERCE MY HEART
FOR MY REAL LOVE STORY TO START!
SORT YOURSELF OUT MY DEAR CUPID !
YOU CANNOT BE THAT FUCK N STUPID ?
I MUST HAVE BEEN LOST ON HIS LONG LIST?
& MY NAME HAS BEEN COMPLETLY MISSED
& IV HAD FAR TO MANY FROGSĀ Ā TO KISS
OR CHANCES ARE, HE,S JUST RAT ARSED PISSED??"Ā
Tracy Timothy xx
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