Poem -

" TAKE ME TO YOUR BEAVER !"?X

" TAKE ME TO YOUR BEAVER !"?X

" TAKE ME TO YOUR BEAVER!
MY MISSION IS TO RELIEVE HER
THEY SAY THAT THERE,S NOTHING SWEETER?
THAT I CANNOT WAIT TO MEET HER!
TO GIVE HER SOME ALIEN FUN
2 VIBRATING FINGERS FOR HER BEAVER!
& 2 MORE, FOR HER JUICEY BUM!
& SHE.LL LOVE ME FOR EVER
WHEN SHE MEETS ME TONGUE
IT,S ON A MISSION, TO MAKE HER CUM
WHICH NEVER STOPS, UNTIL WERE BOTH DONE
AFTER HOURS & HOURS OF DELICIOUS FUN
UNTIL SHE IS FUCK N NUMB !
FOR YOUR VERY LUCKY BEAVER
YOU,VE BEEN SENT AN OUT OF THIS WORLD RELIEVER
I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE THE ONE !
WE DO NOT OWN THOSE WEIRD HANGING PLUMS?
BUT, WE DO HAVE AN EXTENSION!
THAT I REALLY MUST MENTION
& LOVE BEADS FOR YOUR BUM
I COULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO YOUR LEADER?
BUT, IM NOTĀ SUCH A BORING BLEEDER
I,M SO NAUGHTY , THAT I CHOSE BEAVER
NOW TAKE ME TO THE LUCKY GIRL
IF I AM TO RELIEVE HER?
FOR SHE IS THE CHOSEN ONE
& GOD, I HOPE SHE,S REAL SCREAMER
SHE WILL BE , WHEN SHE SEES MY WEANER
ESPECIALlY IF IT SLIPS, UP HER SWEET BUM....?
IM PROGRAMMED IN.. TO MAKE HER CUM, CUM UM
SO MOVE OVER MR CHRISTIAN GRAY
THIS HOT ALIEN IS ON HIS WAY
& BOY OH BOY, I,M GONNA MAKE YOUR DAY
ALL THE WAY FROM THE VERY MILKY WAY"!

Tracy Timothy xx

Ā 

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

author
Tracy Timothy

IF I VE HIT YA G SPOT X I,VE WORKED WONDERS PHILIP ? LOL THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENTS & FOR DROPPING BY
Ā 

Reply
Poem -

" The Brightest Star...

" The Brightest Star In The Sky !"x

" 365, Painful days have passed, Since i lost my beautiful Mum !
I am no further forward, Not very...

Poem -

" Bollocks..To This !?...

" Bollocks..To This !?"

left..." It really is time for us, To stop talking bollocks !
We aint got a hope in hell, Of getting...

Poem -

" I Do Fear.. About...

" I Do Fear.. About Your Verbal Diarrhea !?"

" You have told me , So many dirty lies !!
That another shit-load, Is no surprise ?
Your...

Latest poems in Comedy

Poem -

Mine mean Lothario days...

Mine mean Lothario days left me in a confused daze...

as if being a crash test dummy survivor
after a led zeppelin collided with yours truly,
a foo...

Poem -

HELLO TEAM

HELLO TEAM

Close your eyes...

Breathe...

Now open...

Surprise!

If you're saying......

Poem -

Brisk temperatures at dawn...

Brisk temperatures at dawn and dusk herald incipient early Autumn...

here within southeastern
Montgomery County, Pennsylvania,
encompassing quite a geographic...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com