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" TAKE ME TO YOUR BEAVER !"?X

" TAKE ME TO YOUR BEAVER !"?X

" TAKE ME TO YOUR BEAVER!
MY MISSION IS TO RELIEVE HER
THEY SAY THAT THERE,S NOTHING SWEETER?
THAT I CANNOT WAIT TO MEET HER!
TO GIVE HER SOME ALIEN FUN
2 VIBRATING FINGERS FOR HER BEAVER!
& 2 MORE, FOR HER JUICEY BUM!
& SHE.LL LOVE ME FOR EVER
WHEN SHE MEETS ME TONGUE
IT,S ON A MISSION, TO MAKE HER CUM
WHICH NEVER STOPS, UNTIL WERE BOTH DONE
AFTER HOURS & HOURS OF DELICIOUS FUN
UNTIL SHE IS FUCK N NUMB !
FOR YOUR VERY LUCKY BEAVER
YOU,VE BEEN SENT AN OUT OF THIS WORLD RELIEVER
I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE THE ONE !
WE DO NOT OWN THOSE WEIRD HANGING PLUMS?
BUT, WE DO HAVE AN EXTENSION!
THAT I REALLY MUST MENTION
& LOVE BEADS FOR YOUR BUM
I COULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO YOUR LEADER?
BUT, IM NOT SUCH A BORING BLEEDER
I,M SO NAUGHTY , THAT I CHOSE BEAVER
NOW TAKE ME TO THE LUCKY GIRL
IF I AM TO RELIEVE HER?
FOR SHE IS THE CHOSEN ONE
& GOD, I HOPE SHE,S REAL SCREAMER
SHE WILL BE , WHEN SHE SEES MY WEANER
ESPECIALlY IF IT SLIPS, UP HER SWEET BUM....?
IM PROGRAMMED IN.. TO MAKE HER CUM, CUM UM
SO MOVE OVER MR CHRISTIAN GRAY
THIS HOT ALIEN IS ON HIS WAY
& BOY OH BOY, I,M GONNA MAKE YOUR DAY
ALL THE WAY FROM THE VERY MILKY WAY"!

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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Tracy Timothy

IF I VE HIT YA G SPOT X I,VE WORKED WONDERS PHILIP ? LOL THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENTS & FOR DROPPING BY
 

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