Thanks For Last Night

Just for fun, in a crowded store

Go up to a lady and say

“Thanks for last night” and give her a wink

She surely will look dismayed

You really must say it loud enough

So others in ear shot can hear

Especially if it's her dear hubby she's with

Then quickly vamoose, disappear

Hide behind some merchandise

And wait for the fireworks to begin

Watch as she tries to convince her man

She hasn't been living in sin

If you want to try this for yourself

Make sure you can get away

Or hubby will wipe the grin off your face

And leave you in disarray!