The Comedy Club

One night when we were living up in Boston, we got tickets to “Dick Doherty’s Comedy Club”;
We were going to see a well-known comedian, and also have some grub!
We went with two other couples, all friends, we rode in just one car;
On the way down, I told a funny joke, about a Koala Bear who walked into a bar!
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Since we were eating dinner there also, spending more than just the show;
They seated us at the best table, from the stage, a mere stone’s throw!
We all had great steak dinners, and some drinks to loosen up;
After that, the lights were dimmed, he comes out, the audience erupts!
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He smiled, and said “Thank you folks, let’s get this show right on the road”;
Then he started with his first joke, trying our funny bones to goad!
“This Koala Bear walks into a bar”, was all he needed say;
The six of us started roaring hysterically, but quite a price I’d have to pay!
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He said, “What the Hell’s so funny”, I looked at him and said;
“I told that joke on the way down here”, he must have thought, “That SOB is dead”!
For the rest of the night, I was the brunt, of many his hard-hitting jokes;
I vowed to never again piss off a comedian, for they are vendetta seeking blokes!
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                                           I pissed him off
                                    Then he shit all over me
                                    Hey who’s the man now