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The F-Bomb Has Been Replaced... Almost!

The F-Bomb Has Been Replaced... Almost!

The F-Bomb has all but been replaced

As the naughtiest word in the english language

By this new extremely naughty four letter word

Yup! You guessed it... SNOW!!!

The notorious S-Bomb!

Parents shudder when their wee one utters it in public

Oh the shame of it all

The parents try so hard to bring their kids up

As upstanding, polite, law abiding little fellows

And then this... they feel like total failures

β€œI think it's going to S-Bomb!”

A little guy shouts out at the mall

The parents cringed with embarrassment

Another time he was heard to yell out at McDonald's

β€œI'd rather eat S-Bombs than these Chicken McNuggets”

So now you see, punishment is definitely in order

The parents had to lay down the law...

β€œGo to your F-bombing room!

And you are not allowed to play on your X-Box

For a whole F-bombing week”!

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Tony Taylor

LOL!!Β  LOL!!!...... this is F-ing hysterical!!......." Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow, la,la,la...smiles......ALL STARS!!....... you're SO much fun brother poet!!.....thanx JACK!!....... LOVE and ROCKETS!!.......T xo.Β  ?

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Jack Ellison

LOL!!! LOL!!! Happy to hear you got a kick out of it dear Tony!!! Have a supercalifrigicexpialidoshious day!!! Brother poet signing off with love... Jack xo

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