The Hairdresser

Let me take your coat

and get you settled in a chair

here pass me your brolly

i'll put your handbag over there 

.so what shall we do this morning

I bet you haven't got a clue

A perm, a bob or mohawk

last week it was dyed blue

"tut" what have you been doing

Let me raise this chair

so I can get a better look

of the mess, that you call hair

Its falling out in clumps , my dear

its blocked my sink- you see

Did you use that argon oil and

condition twice weekly

Flick through this mag and you decide

Would you like a brew

coffee or tea.. sugar and milk

theres loads for me to do

I'll take some off, give it a trim

let it have a rest

Shampoo, condition , apply the mask

Your hairdresser knows best.