The Night I Fell For Chocolate Cake

I was a terribly hungry teenager, “The Night I Fell For Chocolate Cake”;
The most scrumptious sweet confection, that a person could ever bake!
She was a dark Eurasian beauty, exotic dancing was her trade;
With four feet of delicious angel hair, a temptation Heaven-made!
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The moment that I saw her, I hungered to dig in;
She had seven layers of clothes on, as the mix began to spin!
Round and round she gyrated, till every layer had been churned;
Heated up, and ready for consumption, my taste buds blithely burned!
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She was set down upon my table, and looked so smoking hot;
She asked if I’d like to try a piece, I said, “I’ll take all of them you’ve got”!
She said, “Okay, now slice into me, let me know how I taste”;
I replied, “I’m sure I’ll love you, nary a crumb would I ever waste”!
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I was just getting ready for my first bite, when I heard my mother say;
“Wake up Larry, get dressed, or you’ll be late for school today”!
I shook out all the cobwebs, for this had only been a dream;
If she’d given me two more minutes, I could have let off a little steam!
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Dear Chocolate Cake
I almost consumed you
Such battered dreams