The orange baboon in his own words
Nearly two years gone and I am still here
The orange baboon, the puppeteer
I have very limited speech and poor grammar
My Humoungous mushroom is a sledgehammer.
You can trust me believe me as I am not stupid
I am the cleverest I say so and I am undisputed.
Loser and moron are my words of choice
When talking about someone who has a voice.
Everything I do is incredible and the best
for this reason Obama go and have a rest.
I invent new words just like covfefe
Fake news appear everday against me.
Although I am a tremendous dictator
I have a lot of money but I will pay you later
At the inauguration there were millions and billions of fans
they were all hidden amongst the scattered cans.
I am very classy and you will find out
I know everything I have no doubt
Hurricanes are very wet, nothing wrong with the world
Science doesnβt exist, I believe in my own God.
I created him to my image and likeness
Obama was weak, I am fixing his mess
Because I am very smart my IQ is so high
We are winning all, just tell me who and I will buy.
My health is tremendous and I eat Mc D,
Yesterday was an amazing day, fox news said to me
Our Country is out of control I confess that
But I am making a terrific job a tit for tat.
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EPIC!!!! Laura my love... what a great essay about that orange top baboon! Mid-term elections should prove very interesting!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Letβs hope people will open their eyes and see what is happening in US, I am Italian in UK and suffering for your Country x
I live in Canada, but this baboon's actions affect the whole world!!! HELP!!! XOX
Hello laura...
No worries...
It won't take long for the unemployment lines to grow again...
Wait for it...
There's always someone worse right around the bend...
Our Economy is on a rise again...
I guess that's definitely a problem...
Housing markets on the rise and Minimum wage has gone up...
So much negative I guess and people aren't happy yet...
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Great awareness write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Himmany thanks for the commentΒ
I am not going to get into a political debate but just remember that what is improving right now is the result of the work done during the previous presidency! I respect your opinion and politely disagree!Β
Actually Financial experts say it is from de regulation which was the result of the Trump administration.Β However I do agree that there is a big division in America and that started in the OBAMA era.Β I do not like Trump, but he is President as a result of the division that occurred through the Obama presidency.Β Socialistic Ideology and talks of redistributing the wealth caused a lot of division.Β A lot of cry babies on the left and it really gets old.Β I wish everyone would have voted for Gary Johnson.Β The country may have not been better for it but everyone would be smoking a blunt and thus would not care.
Very nice, especially the incorporation of quotes.
I really liked it
Hey LAURA!!.....a fantastic write dear poet sister!!.....A TRUE baboon indeed!!.....LOL!!.....love the parody take!!......ALL STARS!!..... Kings to you!!......LOVE & ROCKETS!!.....T xo β€?β΄?
Thank youΒ
Hello laura...
Out former helped get us into major debt and China didn't want to lead us any more money...
It's not a debate but, where are you getting your...mmmm...facts?
Sorry had to clear my throat...
You're in the UK you weren't here standing in the unemployment lines and having your unemployment run out and still couldn't find a job...
He doesn't have to work on sloppy seconds...
He can create his own empire...
Thanks again...