Poem -

The Pig

The Pig

The pig

needed 
wanted
craved
consumed
needed more
got fat
rolled in muck
craved more 

The man laughed
as he hurled a meat cleaver toward his head,

splat

Because the man

needed 

wanted
craved
consumed
needed more
got fat
put up with the shit
and craved more 

Down came the lighting 

in da middle of his head

Zip boom!!!! GONE

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Kimmy Alan

Made me want to crack open a can of Spam.

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Tony Taylor

Ham Hocks & greens!!.......... this was fun bro!!.......... Zip boom!!!! GONE............. high fives mark........... smiles...........T xo

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author
mark thomas

Thanks Tony ya sometimes get fed up of the daily grind

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Ann Uva

Consumption on a grand scale! A sense of entitlement to yet another lifeform. Loved the humor...softens the blow of reality.

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