The Queen Of Farts

                      The Royal Flatulation Infatuation
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This is a little know story, telling of a Royal from the past;
It’s about an older Queen who ate too much, and had very pungent gas!
She weighed at least three hundred, her appetite was huge;
So oft times she had indigestion, causing a constant dread deluge!
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Her Chambermaids all wore nose plugs, shoved high, so she could not see;
Her Ladies-in-Waiting could all hold their breaths, as long as it need be!
The King long ago had resigned himself, to sleep in a separate room;
To circumvent the horrid stench, and not hear the sonic booms!
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But the Jester was her biggest fan, a masochist through and through;
Every time she would let one out, he’d say, “My Queen, I’m so in love with you”!
It was rumored that they were lovers, and her subjects made a giant stink;
But it was very small in comparison, the Queen so tickled pink!
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                            Oh, dear Queen of Farts
                            History said you blew it
                                So misunderstood