The Ultimate French Invention

Though
they certainly
hold
the record
for wonderful
food
and waiving
the White Flag
flag every time
trouble turns
the corner,

I believe the
best
accomplishment
the French
has given
the World
is the invention
of the BIDET

Nothing
glorifies
one's
personal
extremities
better
than
a good
scrub
down
using
the 
eloquent
Bidet.

Lets face it
things
can get
quite
saucy
down
there,
especially
after working
out 
on a hot summer's
day
and 
knowing
that the 
Bidet
is around
to refresh
the senses
is a pleasure
for all
who has
experienced
it

So Here's
to you
France
we not
only
salute
you
for your
fine wine
bread
and wonderful
dairy products,

We implore

God to bless
you
for your
creativity
in
giving society
the Bidet

Vive la France