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This is a story

This is a story

* I  wrote this this for my hubby last year when he was gone on his bike for 10 days. It's goes to the music for The fresh prince of bel'air. (the beginning part of the theme song rhythm)

Please note I do not know exactly how the song goes so I used the main part of the music.*

Parody to fresh prince of belair

-Now this is a story all about how my wife showed me her love abounds. 
I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there. 
 Let me tell you how I became so lucky, it's so rare.

.....
In jo'burg south Africa, born and raised, watchin' for stray afrikaaners,  is how I spent most of my days 
Chillin out, hang'in and jokin' 
Trying to be so cool, damn no girls here, an all boys school.

We were a couple of guys, often up to no good, BUT never doing shit in our own neighborhood. 

I was out at night and my mom got cross
Said " we're moving to canada because I am the boss. "

.......
We landed in a new country, damn what the fuck! 
They got snow here, we got no gear.
DAMN THIS SUCKS. 
...

Checked out the clubs,  sold vacuums to thugs. But then to Toronto.
YEAH!  HERE WE COME.

I met this awesome chick,
Damn she is fine. I didn't want to go.
Just wanted more time.
...........

Hooked her up with flowers.
A ring in her hand,  " will you wear my science pin? I wanna be your man!"
.......

Twenty years later, she's still by my side.
She got me a bike, now I can ride!
I'm taking a trip with some of the guys, here we come.
Tail of the Dragon, damn this'll be fun! 

.......

I love my  wife, that is for sure.
I'm one hell of a lucky man.
The love is so pure. 

" Babe I gotta thank you SO ....
Here is goes: 
"Cupcake, you're better looking than all of them hoes.
Never forget, I'm always here for you, 
I am your partner, I am your boo."

....

They call me The Swede, 
That is for sure.
Damn the open road, has such an allure. 
~mp

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