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This Is Just To Say Tribute To William Carlos Williams Jr.

This Is Just To Say Tribute To William Carlos Williams Jr.

Dear William

In response to your sticky note stated below, I have a response that follows:

This Is Just To Say
By William Carlos Williams
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

MY RESPONSE TO WILLIAM:

This Is Just To Say
William
I knew you
were going
to eat my
shit
that I had stashed
in the Ice Box ( as you have done this before)
Therefore
I have intentionally
infused
the plums
with
a highly potent
Laxative

Forgive me
for my devilish
jest
I just could
not resist

Ps.
The toilet paper
in the bathroom
has also been
tainted
with Poison Ivy

Enjoy Mother Fucker.......................................

 

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Tony Taylor

LOL! LOL!!..... this is friggin' hysterical bro!!.... it is in the clandestine acts of purposeful jocularity that one finds oneself being bitten in the ass!!....Yowzers!!.....smiles......ALL STARS!!..... Love it!!.....T xo ?❤

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