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" THOR..THE LITTLE WHORE-MAID !?X"

" THOR..THE LITTLE WHORE-MAID !?X"

" MY PARENTS WANTED ANOTHER " MER "
BUT, INSTEAD THEY GOT A " THOR "
I HAD TO BE ONE OR THE OTHER?
THEY KNEW THE BLOODY SCORE !
THO THEY WERE NOT BANKING ON HAVING A WHORE?
I AM NOT ONLY A THOR-MAID
I,M A BLOODY WHOLE LOT MORE?
A MALE WHORE-MAID THAT DAY WAS MADEĀ 
WHO JUST LOVES Ā GETTING Ā LAID !
MY MOTHER NEVER DID LOOK PLEASED
AFTER HOURS OF LABOUR
& THE TIME SHE PUSHED & SQUEEZED
ON THE OCEAN FLOOR
JUST TO HAVE A " THOR "!
WE WERE ALL GIRLS , SO I THOUGHT SHE,D BE PLEASED?
TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY
I TURNED OUT TO BE GAY
SHE SAID " SHE.LL NEVER FORGET THAT GAY DAY
NOT MY FAULT SHE HAD A LAY
& I WAS ON THE BLEEDING WAY
AFTER ME DADS, HAD HIS WICKED WAY
& HER DUTCH CAP HAD A HOLE IN IT ...HEY?
I MAY BE " A LITTLE THOR "?
BUT.I,LL STILL MAKE YA VERY SORE
I,M KNOWN IN THESE WATERS
AS THE " LITTLE THOR WHORE!"
WHO WI;LL SHAG YA STUPIDĀ 
& STILL BEG FOR MOREĀ 
& WILL NOT STOP UNTIL IM RAW
IT,S NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT
ITS THE MOTION IN THE OCEAN
& THE RHYTHM OF THE SEA
LOOK ME UP & YOU,LL SOON SEE
WITH MY MAGIC LOTION & POTION
& MY UNIQUE TONGUE & MOUTH MOTION
& DELICIOUS WAVES OF ECSTACY
I,M Ā AN EXPERT IN DEEP THROAT
PROVIDED OF COURSE BY LITTLE OLE ME
& EVEN IF ....YOU ARE AN OLD GOAT??

Tracy Timothy xx

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