three cat poems
demon cat from Oregon, strange cat looking at me, cat dreams
Oregon Demon Cat
The demon catÂ
Lived in Medford Oregon
The demon cat was a big black cat
His eyes were filled with demonic energy
He stared at youÂ
Looking into your very soul
Filled with anger, and hatred
For the entire human race
He seemed at times
To be not from this planet
Perhaps an alien species
Studying the human race
Or perhaps he cameÂ
Form hell itself
The demon cat loved to torment visitors
For some reason he hated the man’s daughter
The cat would stare at her from his perch
Down the hall from the old man
Then he would run at her
Screaming like an escaped banshee
Straight out of hell
She told her dad
Either the cat goes
Or I go
He said
See you later
The demon cat smiled
At the small victory
And she left the house
With the demon cat
Screeching good bye
Strange Cat Watching Me
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 A cat sits on the edge of a bed
Watching me watching him
Both of us thinking
What sort of strange creature this is
That has invaded our personal space
Upending our daily routines
The cat came up to me
Staring at meÂ
with his soulful eyes
Boring into my very soul
Looking for answersÂ
To these dark fundamental questions
The cat smiles a mysterious smile
And purrs in contentmentÂ
Having found an answer of sorts
And indicates that we can be friends
As long as I knowÂ
That he is the boss of meÂ
And I pet him
AcknowledgingÂ
the time honored
Ritual of human cat interaction
That datesÂ
back to the dawn of time
When humans and catsÂ
First became aware
Of the otherÂ
Strange creatureÂ
that shared
our planetÂ
Cat Dreams Kill Humans
cat sitting smiling
cat lost in buddha trance thought
cat dreams kill humans
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Comments
I love this...I recognised one of my cats in particular, he doesn't pussyfoot around humans, equal disdain for all..and it works, everybody loves him but know better than to put out an arm that he just may attach himself to...lol ?