THREE PETERS RITA AND NITA

In one end of town lived a man named Peter 
Gave warmth to others like an overused heater
Peter married a lady whose name was Rita
No couple in the world could be sweeter 

In the near end of town was another man Peter 
He was conman to others and a cheater 
His wife to him was a lady named Nita
Peter treated her cruelly and was a wife beater

In the middle of town in a pub one summer's day 
Both Peters met what happened I hear you say
Will keep some of it to myself if that's okay 
For they met another Peter who was actually gay

Polite Peter said hello as you'd expect him to do
Gay Peter was shy and was looking at his shoe
Angry Peter said " Keep away from me if I were you"
A speculative story that could well be true