Time And Tide Wait For No Man

Or Woman, Or Child, Or...

The following elucidated
conjecture actually can
(reed best) be taken with a grain
of salt, and no ban

nah nah split 'ope ya 'ere me
cloud and lear, cuz (Oh my...
heavens to Betsy), ennui
got pulled by Evan -

Jewel Lean, who handed this long fellow
(wads worth to you)
speculation with fan
see prestidigitation legerdemain - tan

ta mount to cheap tricks
re: out of thin air
by this half
fast hue man,

Hill Billy Willy Wonka Nilly,
who blithely doth asseverate
apothegm (poem title) equally applicable
Century21 today Aswan

damn maxim initially
bespoke, when collective
primates begat enfant terrible
foo fighting predetermining anon

metastasizing debacle Yeti
bedeviling civilization
a bajillion years in the future with
Matthew Scott Harris deadpan

words worth less his way
before even an odd iota
of dire straight sultan
of swing didst merely span

spottily scattered amidst
pristine Earth, where
unchanging arboreal
beastie boys to oman,

and flock of sea gulls
continuity elapsed – Ivan
hunch, albeit un
recorded disc contented sow

sow hogtied pan
dum mo' nee ham, or
blessed historical events,
kept (stay'n) alive,

courtesy"FAKE" Trump
petting Dapper Dan,
where he knit pattern,
qua oral tradition, sans clan

destine scattered hot pockets
of sparse Homo sapiens,
i.e. humanity LESS preponderant,
primary, and/or prolific,

where superstitions parlayed
(voodoo with no Fran Schwa),
and whirling dervishes fed elan,
which earliest recorded (doctored,

digitized, and demented
oh yea), not
tomb mitt to dimly mentioned
asper "time and tide
wait for no man"

purportedly by one
Saint Marher, circa:
1225 anno domini.