Tit For Tat’?

Marys little brother was more placid than herself
Infact ‘Perfect Paul was as soft as clarts
Tho she was almost caught red-handed with her mitts on the shelf
Paul got scolded for pinching his Mother’s freshly baked tarts

Mary used every opportunity to get her brother in trouble
Goodness knows how his elders didn’t twig
Only last night his ‘Sly sister caused a commotion,
Of course she blamed poor Paul
“What the frig”

Well Paul’s getting wrong had went on for too long
He decided it was time for ‘Tit for tat
So he got a pot of green paint & put a dab on Mary’s dress
then he empied the entire lot on Mother’s cat

Well there was hell on in that house
& As you probably did guess
Mary took the rap for the cat
Coz when her folks saw her dress
Well they were not at all impressed
But Paul’s life improved after that

She might be bigger than her brother
Tho that hopefully won’t be for much longer
& Paul is stocky built whilst
his sister’s skinny so he’s stronger

So woe help his sister if she accuses Paul again
Soft or not, he will punch her with a pain
But he think’s she has learned a lesson
Not to mess with him
Coz he’s a force to be reckoned with now he’s joined the local gym