Poem -
Totally Butch Silly
Pick that crumby up,
What do you think this is?
Crumbyville?
Things have to be perfectly perfect.
Today girlfriend.
If I don't get laid this time
My caniption is going to have
A caniption.
Understand me?
You better, 'cause I'm not kidding.
Help me pick this up.
Oh bitch, I broke a nail.
It's not all perfectly now.
Call him up and cancel.
Do it hog, little pig bitch.
Hurry, oh this is a tragedy.
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Comments
You're funny sister girl!!...." Oh bitch, I broke a nail.."...... some cool phrasing here....... enjoyed the read........ALL STARS....... well done...... and.......WELCOME to COSMO!!.......T xoΒ
Thank you. I had a lot of fun writing this one. I think we've all known a queenie or two. Love em and hate em, always.