Totally Butch Silly

Pick that crumby up,

What do you think this is?

Crumbyville?

Things have to be perfectly perfect.

Today girlfriend.

If I don't get laid this time

My caniption is going to have

A caniption.

Understand me?

You better, 'cause I'm not kidding.

Help me pick this up.

Oh bitch, I broke a nail.

It's not all perfectly now.

Call him up and cancel.

Do it hog, little pig bitch.

Hurry, oh this is a tragedy.