At first you were afraid
You were petrified
Thinking you could never live
Without...
A couple nights ago (today being August 4th, 2021) while walking around the parking lot after...
Some people see chains holding them back that aren't really there
Others get snagged by chains they...
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My auntie calls the residents of the northern suburbs "riff raff"
Says they are all on crack and...
Sitting at my desk by the window Wishing I could go out The gossiping girls reach their...
Thankfully wife as helpmate available, when yours truly feels unswell her tender loving care...
Iâve got little weight on my hips And little lies on my lips Who know if the perfect human...
Two days ago Los Angeles Announced That masks Must Be worn As of...
Anticipatory anxiety put on high alert when the warden gave less than a week courtesy...
I took my mask Off today Because Magically The threat Has gone...
Welcome to our house Phren, you clever nous,
Quiet in like a mouse
And please...
Equal opportunity employer With death The main benefit And nothing left
One...
courtesy malfunctioning garbage disposal
which won't be removed by onsite maintenance man...
For 40 years all I knew was how to bail
To walk way
To run
To fly the coup
...
Another day has started , gripping in awful pain, this poxy IBS , is only at it again...
walk a circuit around perimeter of parking lot
Yours truly realized modus operandi to kombat...
When did you learn to choose your shoes so quickly?
The day I met the smile...