Life was going swimmingly, Until they pulled up outside. A six man chainsaw gang, As I...
Doing mean mischief, they like to watch me shit. Back and forth to the bathroom, on the toilet I sit...
Molecules of two elements, nitrogen and oxygen, comprise about 99 percent of the air. The remaining hoity...
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Stood shuffling along inch by inch in that long snakey queue
They say that patience is a virtue...
The shouts of children playing, Bring back my happy youth. To recall the time I was ten,...
I am an onlooker, a microscope with ideas of its own A laser insight, into the gist of the quantum...
When I look at him I feel Well I don't know what I feel I feel like my toes are...
Bad luck is my best friend. It’s in the hallways when I turn the corner And my body clashes...
Shy introverted guy with a high that's super fly while intoxicated, mastering intoxicating a room full of...
Today May 12th, 2021 at Royersford (Pennsylvania) LIDL, when spouse stepped into checkout...
years gone by now with a poof constituting one garden variety generic goof bolle yours truly...
How could it ever have happened, That a monarch was short-sighted. As the genius William...
Not a human creature stirred, nor seen throughout Highland Manor, property carpeted in lush...
I awake from nonexistence To find myself shoulder high in a sewer The ignorant universe...
Look at me and my many hands I'm at the door and holding three screens On the fly and on my...
How is a young and inexperienced stag supposed to know
How can he diagnose the conditions of women...
The wind howls upon this cold midnight hour As the darkness begins to spread in the...