Tragicomedy

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Adrift

Adrift

Eyes glazed
shipwrecked
by a pink fizzing tide
absolution of worries...
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True Lies II

A lighter side to Pure Evil lol....read True Lies first

I remember it all so clearly now,
The words he spoke to me
They all came from this bird I saw...

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Wrong Equinox

When Moses was here, they say
The fire did not burn

The Lord of the Mountain, so the story...

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The Terror

I .

Witch moved her pawn forward a square

Michael moved his knight

Zap!

A...

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Suite Of Measures

Suite Of Measures

Look, we’ve adopted a suite of measures
Designed to keep you safe.
They are our ideas, this...

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Obliviousness concerning...

(alternate title: days of yore bubba's zayda flush with...

Obliviousness concerning lapsed driver license

Norristown City Hall police person
informed yours truly
on September 15th, 2020
mine...

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Can You Hear Me

Can you hear me?
Can you see me?
For I am a ghost bounded
to this world
Lost in...

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Loose End

Tonight I sit alone on this
dark and lonely night
With blood stain tears that
drips...

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BEING REALLY TALL

So many advantages of being really tall
No need for tiptoes to see over a wall
Takes ages...

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Weathered Wisdom

Weathered Wisdom

The old aren't hard of hearing
They've heard enough in their life
They tune out when they've...

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‘Grey lady ghost’ ?

‘Grey lady ghost’ ?

Crawling thru creepy cobwebs climbing these old stairs..I purposely try not to ponder on my state of...

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Ain't Nothing Sweet...

Dear Kiddies,

Let me tell you

A horrible tale

Make sure you sit down

Cause...

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White Dog Shit

White Dog Shit

A consciousness
Of white dog shit
Fungiside from the 80's
A blast from the past...

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Impossible mission to...

(alternately titled: tick tock runneth amuck)

Impossible mission to captcha infinitesimal moment

Ever since the advent of civilization
contrivances crafted to measure
days, weeks, months...

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Electric Mop

Electric Mop

Ha ha ha ha ha....you think never knot you think you think you mop
Ha ha ha ha ha....drown you now...

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Green Banana

Green Banana

Remarks hang
Low in the gut
So dense they have there own gravity...
Freedom of...

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Onerous task confronts...

Onerous task confronts teachers and parents

The following reasonable obsolete rhyme
verst heard in my faux class (sic) lilting brogue
...