Tragicomedy

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Electric Mop

Electric Mop

Ha ha ha ha ha....you think never knot you think you think you mop
Ha ha ha ha ha....drown you now...

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Green Banana

Green Banana

Remarks hang
Low in the gut
So dense they have there own gravity...
Freedom of...

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Onerous task confronts...

Onerous task confronts teachers and parents

The following reasonable obsolete rhyme
verst heard in my faux class (sic) lilting brogue
...

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A Friend

A Friend

is there to lift I up,
is there to catch me when I fall,
is there when I need someone the...

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Venerated puissant prophet...

Venerated puissant prophet kindled karma - hallelujah!

Higher power our prayer for vehicle addressed
courtesy deliverance kindred lady luck,
we (the...

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the insensitive snow

to disappointment on friendship, because it as well happens

the insensitive snow

the trouble with snow is not
if it falls or if it doesn’t fall
if it wets or if it doesn’t...

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Grand Babies

Grand Babies

Hello

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Present wedded bliss haint...

Present wedded bliss haint no touchstone...

Circa ~ late spring/ early summer 1978
twas at behest of Harriet Harris,
thus due credit...

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In an awful pickle ?

In an awful pickle ?

Oh my God I am going to miss that train as I try to run but I am heavy laden in the rain
In both my...

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Incomplete metamorphosis to...

Incomplete metamorphosis to manhood

Once upon a time, this obstinate beastie boy
(i.e. yours truly, or none other than me)
fought...

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SCHOOL PRANKS NOW AND THEN

The school pranks of my day were innocent and fun
No names were called and no harm was ever done...

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Mind the gap

When we first met
No problem seemed evident yet
Nothing mattered
A fog of love and...

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The missus discerns a...

The missus discerns a glimmer of empathy within her spouse

Finally after twenty two plus
years of marriage,
a husband (namely yours truly -
...

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Bring on the rejection...

Bring on the rejection slips and/or lost wager

Though flush with good humor
pun one mock two yields negligible
true cash equivalent value...

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Lockdown Blues

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Lockdown Blues

We are all in lockdown,
This is for sure,
We are all hiding from a virus,
Of which...

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Unrequited

Unrequited

I knew the second I saw her, I was not enough and as smart as I am, she was quick to pick up.
It all...

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Sloth Divine

The Medusa I Cannot Slay

I hate her fruit...
The messy house
The empty stomach
The unpaid bills
The...